Trump caused the Notre Dame fire!

Arguments you can use to prove Trump caused the Notre Dame fire.
(Remember, just because you have no real passion for Truth doesn't mean you can't come up with an impressive sounding argument.):

1. Orange hair encourages fires to start.

2. Trump's ignorant French supporters took "Feel the Bern" literally.

3. Trump's first name is Donald >>> "Donald" begins with a "D" >>> "D" rhymes with Paree

4. The fire started in the cathedral's Right wing.

5. If you get the audio version of "The Hunchback of Notre Name," and play it backwards, it keeps repeating, "Quasimodo stole the election... Quasimodo stole the election..."

6. When CNN said they had evidence of Trump's collusion in starting the fire, he said he did not, and everyone knows he's a liar.

7. Fire comes from Hell, and Trump is the devil.

8. He once grabbed this Dame by the pews-y.

9. "Freedom FRIES" used to be a noun. Now, thanks to Trump, it's a VERB.

10 Racism, sexism, genderism, wooden cathedralism.