chumosquegogue ("chu-MOSK-uh-gog")

In the spirit of American tolerance and diversity, why not build a center for interfaith unity at the site of 9/11?
We can call it a chumosquegogue.
After all, every religion teaches basically the same thing and leads to basically the same place, right?

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I heard him, her or it exclaim

as he, she or it ate a great feast,

"Happy Ramachristmaquansanukkah to all

and to all a sweet peace

on earth, goodwill toward

everyone but those damned teabaggers."