Christmas Rap

Time for my joy to be narrated
My Christmas trees were confiscated
Now it's December - time to give some crap
and I'll make it even nicer with my Christmas wrap

You can see the North Pole when I am naked
Santa's checkin' his list. No, I didn't make it
I got somethin' for you; come and sit on my lap
With a bow and some glitter and my Christmas wrap

Even if all year I felt quite sh*tty
The time has come to make it look pretty
with some well placed tape on each folded flap
Everything's a little better with some Christmas wrap