Gherkins and Governers

The West Indian Burr Gherkin was introduced to the West Indies by the Portuguese, but originated in West Africa. I think "gherkin" is a silly word. It's like the cucumber's mentally challenged little brother. Another silly word is "gubernatorial." Remember Goober on the Old Andy Griffith show? He was Gomer Pyle's brother, which means he was named Goober Pyle. Only a gherkin would vote for a goober for governor.

[This is not a secret, coded message to my minions.]