Hillary, Barack and John

[Sung to the tune of "Abraham, Martin and John"]

Anybody here seen my old friend Hillary?
Where the hell is she today?
She's trying to please the people.
Where have all true statesmen gone?
She's just another sad cliche.

[Repeat for the other two]

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Addendum:
I'd rather play the tuba
than live in Castro's Cuba
and contract diarrhea
than live in North Korea

I'd rather eat a tack
than dine out in Iraq
Still, I would move thereto
before I'd vote for you